It's coming soon. Not the end of the world - the end of this blog, which, to some, might be the end of the world. Because of this, I'm going to keep it concise today.
I hate to steal directly from Bill Maher, but I have some rules (NEW RULES) to live by:
- Don't be a douche bag. Whatever you do, do NOT, for any reason, be a douche. That's the worst.
- Don't pretend like you're tough... or you'll get your ass handed to you. Most people don't know how to fight. If you do know how to throw punches and take punches, or sprawl and some wrestling moves, it puts you light years ahead of the rest of the world. If you're just big and oafish, that doesn't make you tough. It makes you a douche bag. So, see the first rule.
- Don't think you're smart. That's the reason for this blog - to enlighten you about life. You are not smart. You are stupid. Realizing this makes you smarter. Nobody knows anything, said the great William Goldman. Remember this.
And, that's pretty much it. If you abide by these very simple rules, you'll be okay. If there are any other issues you're worried about, just give me an email and I'll let you know.
