We're now accepting applications and payment to the Brian Wright 3-Day Weekend Fantasy Camp being held in Honolulu and Las Vegas on October 23-25 (that's a Friday through Sunday). Attendance only costs $100,000 for the greatest weekend of your life. It should be a great year this year, with a lot of movies and music celebrities and sports figures contracted and excited to be a part of this wonderful event. The schedule just came in, so let's take a look:
FRIDAY
7am - 8am: Arrivals at the Kahala Hotel & Resort in Honolulu, Hawaii. Guests will meet in Board Room A.
8am - 9am: Breakfast with Michael Jordan, Emmitt Smith and Hank Aaron. Mimosas optional.
9am - Noon: 3 on 3 Basketball Tournament with your teammates LeBron James and Dwyane Wade. Coaches include Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Bill Russell and Larry Bird. You'll be playing against teams with NBA stars Dwight Howard, Amare Stoudemire, Kobe Bryant and many, many more.
Noon - 1pm: Fresh Catch lunch. The freshest sushi and seafood cooked and served by celebrity chef Bobby Flay.
1pm - 2pm: Weight training with trainer and fitness king Arnold Schwarzenegger.
2pm - 3pm: Running and bicycling with trainer Lance Armstrong.
3pm - 5pm: Massage and facial.
5pm - 6pm: Jim Rome Interview. Jim asks you all about your day so far, what part of your game needs improving, etc.
6pm - 8pm: Steak dinner with Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson (I know - We managed to get 'em both at the same table for Friday only). Review tape of the 3 on 3 Tournament.
8pm - 9pm: Fight talk with Manny Pacquiao, Floyd Mayweather and Lennox Lewis.
9pm - 11pm: Jack Johnson two-hour show.
Lights out at Midnight.
SATURDAY
8am: Wake-up
8am - 9pm: Breakfast with Daniel Day-Lewis, Tom Hanks, Sean Penn and Jack Nicholson. Mimosas optional.
9am - 2pm: Private Jet flight with John Prendergast, Nick Kristof and Samantha Power. On board you'll have a live satellite feed from a village that was saved by part of your payment to the Brian Wright Fantasy Camp. On board discussions will include an in-depth look at solutions to modern global problems. Lunch will be served.
2pm - 3pm: Arrivals at the Venetian Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas. Check in and short nap.
3pm - 4pm: Acting scene. In this one hour slot, you'll be directed by Martin Scorsese in a short scene to be added on the bonus features of his next DVD release.
4pm - 5pm: Directing scene. In this one hour slot, you'll direct Leonardo DiCaprio and Angelina Jolie in a short scene to be added on the bonus features of his next DVD release.
5pm - 6pm: Larry King interview. Larry will asks you about your day so far, and quiz you about life, love and happiness.
6pm - 7pm: Andrew Zimmern cooked dinner with Brad Pitt, Nicolas Cage, Steven Spielberg, Robert Zemeckis and Robert Redford.
7pm - 8pm: Stand-Up comedy lessons from Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld. At the end of this time slot, you'll perform a two minute set.
8pm - 9pm: Photo shoot. But, this isn't your ordinary photo shoot. The first part you'll dress up in the Bat Suit and choreograph a short fight sequence. The second part of the shoot, you will dress as Indiana Jones and shoot another short fight sequence.
9pm - 11pm: Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals two-hour show.
Lights out at Midnight.
SUNDAY
8am: Wake-up.
8am - 9am: Breakfast with Barack Obama.
9am - 11am: Hot Stone Massage and mud body treatment.
11am - Noon: Harley riding at the Las Vegas Motor Speedway.
Noon - 1pm: Lunch with... SURPRISE GUEST. Maybe a family member drops in for your final day. Maybe it's an Academy Award winning actor or actress? Legendary sports star? Bob Dylan? It's a SURPRISE!!??!!!???!!
1pm - 6pm: $1 million gambling. You are fronted $1 million to gamble on slots, poker, roulette, black jack or the game of your choice. You keep all earnings over $1 million.
6pm - 7pm: Wolfgang Puck cooked dinner inspired by the world's best cuisine.
7pm - 9pm: Beer and tequila tasting event. The finest beer and tequila served in just the right quantity and temperature.
9pm - 11pm: Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers two-hour show.
End of the Fantasy Camp.
See you all in 2010!!!
