I don't really have any particular direction or important ideas in today's post. I just have random thoughts about life. Here we go...
What's the rule on wearing clothes in your own house? Do you really have to? I'm no exhibitionist, but I don't think clothes are required when you're in your own home. Now, I also don't think you should put your bare ass on your sofa. But, if you're out of the shower on a Saturday afternoon and you don't feel like wearing any pants, I'll back you on it.
For all those people who are anti-pornography... The people in porn belong in porn. Would you rather have these people in the classroom teaching our kids? Serving you food? Changing the oil on your car? Let them be. And, be glad those porno actors aren't doing the important jobs.
I've always wondered why people say "It's like pulling teeth..." when explaining something that's very difficult or takes a lot of effort. I can understand dentists saying it, but for the rest of us, pulling teeth is actually quite easy. You go into the dentist's office, they put you in that 1970s chair, lean you back, and in no time, you're high on laughing gas. Then, you wake up some time later, still drugged up, and they hand you a prescription for pain pills. And, I think we all know what pain pills feel like. So, instead of saying "I just can't get him on the phone! It's like pulling teeth!"... I think we should be saying "Drinking margaritas on the beach was so much fun. It was like pulling teeth."
And, I need some help with something...
I received a very important email a couple of weeks ago. It was from a doctor in Africa who said that he wanted to give me one millions dollars! Wow! I know. I couldn't believe it. He said all he needed was my bank account information, my social security number and a five hundred dollar check. So, as soon as I could, I sent him all that information. And, I not only wrote him a check and sent it to his home in Zimbabwe, I mailed another envelope with $500 cash to him... just for a back-up, to be sure. You can never be too careful, ya know? Plus, I'm getting a million dollars. Well, so I thought. It's been almost three weeks and he hasn't called me or emailed me back. So... what do you think I should do? Any advice? If your advice works, I'll share some of the million. But, gee, golly, do you think this doctor was fooling me? Do ya? Aho, ho...
