Why do these supposed pandemics cause so much fear and anxiousness?
The Swine Flu (renamed H1N1) caused Americans, nay, the world to panic like monkeys at the zoo. Vacationers to Mexico were wearing masks at the beach. Schools were closing down left and right. Extra hand washing took place. And, people stopped letting their dogs lick their faces.
This story has left the news, all accept the occasional death that happens from the Swine Flu... always in conjunction with other serious medical conditions like heart disease. And, this is exactly why I'm writing about it now.
People are idiots. Stop worrying about shit that isn't there. Stop worrying about stuff that IS, in fact, there, but will never reach YOU. Stop worrying!
Stop pissing and moaning. Stop yelling. Stop honking. Stop scowling. Stop it. Now!
Take a break, smoke a joint and relax. Because it just doesn't matter.
- Dr. Brian Wright (drugstore psychologist - cost $0)
